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I just clicked on your name and found out you make great cupcakes. Depends, are you going offer to help me make the "cream filling" for the cupcakes like most of messages I got on that site did?
Sounds like you got a few doozies. Should have collected them and posted them somewhere. I was hoping you'd fill me with your cupcakes, cupcake! Martha's cupcakes are certifiably excellent. I have had them and they were outstanding. Honestly, get yourself some if you can.
That's the beauty of my cupcakes. They're so delicious, it only feels like you're doing something sinful. Martha you're such a jezebel. Buzzfeed 25 Completely Unexplainable Dating Site Pictures not married…and I also would like to eat your cupcake s. Vanilla with cream cheese frosting.
Maybe even carrot cake…I really love carrot cake…. I fucking love Italian cream cake. Do they make that in cupcake form? Ok…so u actually DO make cupcakes.
I thought we were just fuckin around. I will place an order to your establishment. I love cupcakes…for real. The order will be made under the name John Smith.
At that point I will rate your cupcakes on a scale of based on taste, appearance and "mouth feel"…. I will then post my results to the comment section of the chive in hopes that my review of your cakes will help future chivers know which cakes they should order. Coming to a website to complain about the content they display is a great usage of time! Now, excuse me while I go bitch at christianmingle. Do you hang out at all the cool places on the interwebz so you can come to TheChive and talk about how you saw it somewhere else?
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Geeeeeee golly wish I had as much time on my hands as you do! That's why there's that little tag at the bottom of the page that said "Source: Somethings on the internet get shown on multiple websites, people that complain about that are dicks. Normal people don't care what site posted a goofy dating profile pic first. Listen, here's a newsflash for you folks who complain that all these websites steal other's material, because they don't. How long do you think a website Buzzfeed 25 Completely Unexplainable Dating Site Pictures be in business if they did that?
But the Chive isn't just a website, it's a 'community'. Notice not once has any of those other sites or their loyal following have EVER done anything as immensely awesome as what the Chive and the Chivers have just recently done for Taylor Morris, and this isn't the first time, either! Here's something else the Chive has that the other sites don't: The occasional whiny bitch complaining they saw the same material somewhere else. Enjoy it and move on. I go here you that Chivers didn't bitch about how all those other sites stole Taylor's story from the Chive.
It's the fucking internet, shit makes its way everywhere eventually if enough people share it with everyone they know. That is the definition of something going viral. Go hang out on buzzfeed and feel good about it.
Also, like others have said, they gave buzzfeed credit so you are extra stupid. I did not think that was even remotely funny. I think the chive could've skipped go here one entirely……. I don't know how the match percentages work, but for some reason I find it hilarious that there's an enemy rating.
Maybe he gave birth to Longoria through his anus, named it Eve but later noticed the baby was looking an awful lot like Jesus so he changed her name to Eva if you catch my drift. If someone is looking to date a 3-time convicted sex offender, this guy should be high on the list. Takes a big man to make fun of himself…….?
I guess he is thinking fourth time is a charm….? Okay I gotta stop these are horrible. And he passed away a few years ago. How do you stop a rapist Bam Bam Bigelow who's already dead? We can see you're using Adblocker. Block everybody else, but we thought we were friends. Please click Yes below to whitelist us, so we can keep doing our best to show you half-naked ladies and funny Internet memes.
Fox News site embeds unedited Isis video showing brutal murder of. I thought Bam Bam Bigalow died. Now, excuse me while I go bitch at christianmingle.
No more taylor updates??? Yes, Taylor recently communicated to me that extra question marks mean shit to him. Thanks for the reminder of why I canceled my account.
No photos of all the ones that are married and admit to just wanting to cheat? These are the well thought out messages she probably received. True of most dating sites.
I'll get you that Trader Joe's bag back one day, Martha! No, but you could imagine what it'd be like. You should message me if… You like Chive posters with cool green frog avatars. Exactly, I come here so I don't have to go to buzz feed. At least they posted there source. If they didn't then there is room to bitch. Thought the same thing. Although Buzzfeed gives credit to the photo's source.
Hell, I just come here for the comments. I was unawareIi should be looking at the pictures. I'm just upset they didn't post contact information. Well, they are partners. If Buzzfeed is so great, then why do you come here afterwards? Is that Bam Bam Bigelow? I thought Bam Bam Bigalow died.
Vincent D'Onofrio is really letting himself go. He had me at 'scalp tattoo'. Wait, did you think his "meeting with Jesus" was on Wiki?
There are three separate articles about the day I kicked Jesus in the dick. Well, I just laughed so hard at that, I'm afraid I'm going to go to hell now. The man knows what he wants. Looks a little like Nick Saban, they don't like lil boys at bama, unless they are relatives. Come on, it's Huey Lewis. With great power comes great responsibility. And they all wonder why they Buzzfeed 25 Completely Unexplainable Dating Site Pictures get the positive responces they hoped for.
You've done it again. Strong work there, Lieutenant. They say that the most important part of any relationship is trust. Women can have equally shitty profiles on that site. I want to see a post of those.
Prolonging the office, completely ictus di richard pictures hilarious photos. International dating for studying. I will place an order to your establishment. Photos, so bad that he didnt have to put right. Related Posts Bonjour tout le monde!
I still want Chive to Find the crazy girl from yesterday's motivation post. I smell Pedo Bear lurking in the bushes! LOL'ing before I could read 'em all. Wow, so he is using the technology from the other side…. Show More Comments Close Comments. The name pretty much sums it up.